$WAG ME DA FUCC OUT !

mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

galehawthorne:

FACT: gays only sleep in upside down break dancing positions

crush: so who's your crush

me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU

slydigger:

u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now

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throwbacksongs:

Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious)

radioheade:

if youre a mosquito unfollow me right now

bill-nyetho:

Hell no

mememaster:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life

oh shoe, you so funny

#duckface

ugh her sister is sooo annoying

i luv you shoe xoxoxox

i’m sorry

what fake foot

I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.

I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW

HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

…

yes…

why is this worth 1.1 billion dollar to yahoo

me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

gokkrider:

*looks up from 3DS screen* what year is it

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing